The Guido

Short definition: A douchebag that went super saiyan.

A Native Douchebag Jackass form the state of New Jersey, 10 times more douche than any frat boy, bro, hommie, bitch, or bitch ass nigga eating dick on a bag of shit. Their origin is a mystery, but the legends say that once upon a time, somewhere on the New Jersey shore, a douchebag had an incredible idea: To wear lip gloss, spike his hair like a Dragon Ball character, and sleep in a tanning bed every night for the rest of his life. And so, the Guido was born. This first guido later evolved into the superior asshole, capable of seducing women with his shinny pink lips, his hot dog skin, and the smell of roast chicken mixed with diesel cologne. This douchebag's real identity is unknown, but he is currently known as the Supreme Guido Overlord. He resides somewhere in New Jersey, where he reproduces asexually everyday and then goes clubing at night to every man bar there is in Jersey.